deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:

equalistsfuckshitup:

story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says 

‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

and she just stared at me for a moment and said 

‘oh ok. ‘

and we just continued watching 

and thats how i came out to my mother

Fucking A Star.

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word



martinfreeman:

catholicamputee:

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

(Source: animationstations)

Recipe for an Orchestra
  • Conductor: baton, attitude, black magic, let sit for 30-60 years
  • Violin: Soulless eyes, rosin, callouses, nice hair
  • Viola: Callouses, tears, repeat "It's not a violin" 1,000+ times while it forms
  • Cello: Haunting screams, blood, the souls of small children, with a pinch of callouses
  • Double Bass: Unfortunately small hands, good fashion sense, shy smiles
  • Percussion: Attractive face, sweaty palms, a curse to follow them through their life
  • Piccolo: ears of steel, utter insanity, pretty hands
  • Flute: Lush hair, independence, lack of enough practice time
  • Clarinet: Sass, despair, raw talent
  • Bass Clarinet: spooky, haunting eyes that entangle you in mystery, nachos
  • Oboe: Self hatred, more self hatred, frightening talent with sharp objects.
  • Bassoon: eternal damnation, cute face, social ineptness, mystery ingredient
  • Horn: Beautiful hair, pretty eyes, frighteningly quiet- possibly murderous intent
  • Trumpet: Big ego, Dazzling smile, Strong opinions (good and/or bad)
  • Trombone: Extreme body type in any sense, uncooperative hair, nocturnal tendencies
  • Tuba: Constant hunger, strong lungs, willpower of an ox
  • Harp: pure gold, penetrating eyes that look at your soul, a hint of danger beneath a layer of shyness
2,193 plays Clarity (Cover) Christian Joseph

(Source: icanreachtheclouds)


thatfunnyblog:

This is why Pink has been my hero since I was 12.

(Source: pinksvoice)


asgardian-impala:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

(Source: ruinedchildhood)